"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."

(via corivicious)

(Source: quotecomedy)


Yasssss amber

(Source: validx2)


You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.


ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time